Thursday, March 6, 2008

Army Sends Photo, Loves Puppies

Our only question would be, why do you need an automatic rifle slung over your shoulder whilst hugging a puppy?

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Puppy Killers Pose for Photo

After the shoot to kill order was activated, some Marines have been taking photos of their kills and posting them on facebook. The Puppy in question in this photo seems to have been forgotten about in favour of the more morally acceptable Sadam photo opportunity.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Marines detain puppy

Fearing they could be part of an audacious plot by al-Qaeda to use unsuspecting puppies to lunch terrorist attacks, Marines have been told to detain if possible, or shot to kill (even throw them of cliffs) any cute puppies that they encounter.